Re: The SEX Thread

[Dr. ARM]

How does that relate to a Skype session a year ago?

[Monty]

How does that relate to a Skype session a year ago?

Told me over it?

[Guest]

All I can say is wow.

I seem to go through phases where I want kinky sex constantly and then either very little or just plain old-fashioned straight sex.

I haven't tried (or wanted to or even thought of) some of the stuff you guys have posted. i worked with a guy years ago that told me about his girlfriend shitting on him during intercourse and it grossed me out. Not something I would ever try. He was married to a very large (450+ lbs) woman.

Golden showers, been there, done that. Not against them now but don't partake very often.

I like anal, giving and receiving. Threesomes, foursomes, public display...all good. I admit that group sex never turns out how I envisioned it. I got a broken blood-vessel in my eye one time when I was trying to set something up "in the moment". Then we got into a big fight and trashed our house (broke dishes, TV, furniture, walls, pictures, etc). I had a buddy using my bedroom with my gf's friend and my gf and I were in the living room. I had told my buddy to keep the friend busy (he had finished pretty quick and was ready to go) until we got deep into it and then he could leave and the friend could join us (she was ok with the idea). But, he left and the friend told my gf the plan and she wasn't as receptive. It was a rough night.

Another time my wife brought home a girl from work (was a stripper at the time) and I had a (different) friend over. It was going good, pussy getting eaten all over and then her friend got sick and passed out, before I got to fuck her. I played for a few minutes, got bored and went to bed. Then I ended up not being able to sleep so I listened to my buddy fuck my wife for two hours. Then she came to bed and I ate her pussy, fucked her until I got a nut and went to sleep.

The first time we tried something with another person she ended up in the bathroom crying. There were a number of times things went good though.

[Dinny]

Then she came to bed and I ate her pussy...

After being with that other guy? I guess this is how you know the taste of dick, huh. Kind of reminds me of some of the more explicit details Dr. ARM's mom revealed about her old sex life. Yeah, just goes to show that I am in no way inhibited about what I talk about to people, huh.

The allegories you've posted acutely describe why I'm not really interested in doing anything in groups. As far as I hear, it rarely ever unfolds how you expect it to, and for some reason I just imagine it being confusing.

Also, I'm extremely germ phobic. I can have sex with ARM because I know he's always squeaky clean, but anyone else, I would view as filthy. In fact, I view most people as cesspools of germs and disease... My mother is a very good host and usually makes guests sleep in my bed (and I have to give it up for a night or two) because it's the polite thing to do, and I go to sleep in a fold-out. I absolutely cannot get back into my bed without changing all of the sheets and pillowcases, because in my mind it gets infested with "other people's germs". Yeah.

Same thing about STD's. Condoms are gay and I don't use them at all anymore since I got on the pill, but again, ARM is squeaky clean.

And... well... I couldn't get into it if it were anyone other than ARM, at the end of the day.

[Monty]

Question Guest?

How did you get into Anal and that sort of thing?

[Guest]

Spoiler:

I know what dick tastes like because I experimented some when I was
younger. I'm not gay or bi but I tried a few things many years ago. I
guess I was a bit of a sex addict...anytime, anywhere, but not anyone
(but M or F didn't matter). I ended up liking pussy way too much in the
end though. Wonderful stuff. I do watch bi-porn (MMF) on occasion. I
find it hard to watch two guys kissing but I do find it arousing to
watch one guy fuck another while the second guy is fucking a girl.

How did I get into anal? Well, a little experimenting when younger but I
wasn't receiving, although I did once. But, it really started later,
just a few years ago really. Remember that movie "Road Trip" I think it
was called? Anyway, the guy went in for a prostate exam and really
enjoyed it. I ended up reading up a little on prostate stimulation and
decided to try it. So, my wife and I bought a few toys from Adam &
Eve (for both of us) and one was a slim prostate massager. I didn't
really like it (very hard) but I did like the insertion part. So, I
bought a couple more toys and a few big tubes of K-Y. Lubrication is the
key. Use 3x as much lube as you think you need, then stop and add even
more. I have fantasized about being in the middle of a mmf but I don't
know that I will ever try it. I've always really liked anal (throwing,
not catching) though. I've had a few girls that would tolerate it. Ass
is just like pussy except it doesn't self-lubricate and is usually
tighter. I still take a toy in the ass on occasion but not very often. I
have to be really, really horny. But, I have went from simple insertion
to being able to pump it in/ out pretty good.

[mi-cuit]

Also, I'm extremely germ phobic. In fact, I view most people as cesspools of germs and disease... My mother is a very good host and usually makes guests sleep in my bed (and I have to give it up for a night or two) because it's the polite thing to do, and I go to sleep in a fold-out. I absolutely cannot get back into my bed without changing all of the sheets and pillowcases, because in my mind it gets infested with "other people's germs". Yeah.

Same thing about STD's.

Exactly, except that my mother would never allow anyone to sleep in my bed (she, of course, is allowed), and I'm also grossed out by my own germs and the like.

[Monty]

I wish there was a way to redirect my sexual energy. That would be pretty damn awesome because there's quite an abundance of energy there.

[Dinny]

I wish there was a way to redirect my sexual energy. That would be pretty damn awesome because there's quite an abundance of energy there.

Leo Sun/Leo Venus.

Don't you get quite a bit quite often, though? At least that's the impression you give off.

[Monty]

I wish there was a way to redirect my sexual energy. That would be pretty damn awesome because there's quite an abundance of energy there.

Leo Sun/Leo Venus.

Don't you get quite a bit quite often, though? At least that's the impression you give off.

+ Leo Mercury!

That's true but I've still got a lot of energy left, I need a bigger kick to feel the rush. It brings me out of balance quite a bit and it's about time I readdress this.

[lilith]

How about exercise?

edit: Exercise that is not sex, if that's what you're avoiding.

[Monty]

True that. I originally made plans to get healthier after I recovered from Shingles earlier on in the year. That went out of the window, I think. I wouldn't mind getting to do it once the new term starts. Thanks, Lillith.

[Guest]

Why would you want to redirect your sexual energy? As long as you have an avenue to do so I would keep it where it is. It will redirect itself soon enough and you will long for the old days. School, work, family...all will take away your free time before you know it.

I wish I still had time (and energy) to stay in bed* all weekend or to fuck for four hours straight without taking a break. But, it's just not going to happen anymore. I can think of better things to do now...even if I had time and a hot 23 yr old to play with.





*or pool, floor, couch, hot tub, car, outside, on the stairs, kitchen counter, table, bed again, hall floor, etc.

[Dinny]

I wish I still had time (and energy) to stay in bed* all weekend or to fuck for four hours straight without taking a break. But, it's just not going to happen anymore. I can think of better things to do now...even if I had time and a hot 23 yr old to play with.

Yeah, who could blame you? There's plenty of things I can think of that are just as fun or more fun than sex. But if you're in a lab coat, you have various implements to stick in me (needles/lancets), and your name is Dr. ARM, I will personally punch you if you don't screw me over a lab bench*.

*or operating table, hospital/recovery bed, specimen closet, computer lab, boiler room, DNA clean room (naughty!), etc.

[Dr. ARM]

Let's hope another Dr. ARM doesn't join this forum.

[Dinny]

Let's hope another Dr. ARM doesn't join this forum.

They can't, you have the name. You can't have duplicates. Idiot.

[Dr. ARM]

In other words...

There can be only one.

[Guest]

the DEAD thread now.